I’m the type of person who greets dogs
I may never have met them before
But I am apt to behave as if they are my kin
“Hello, pretty little lady. Look at your fancy boots!”
I exclaimed to a poodle today
To be fair, she was wearing some fetching paw covers
Then a golden lab nearly got a pooch smooch
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