Nary a tremor nor a shake
Will get my tinsel in a tangle
The day after Thanksgiving
That’s when the tree goes up
Nothing before the Macy’s Day Parade
Not even a candy cane
I’m prepared-ish
I think
Fine motor skills not-so-fine
But, hey, what’s new?
Last year’s job
Botched
As if by my blind arch nemesis
In a fit of pique
3,000 warm white LED cluster lights
Huddling to…
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