I met my friend last Friday for dinner and a catch-up. Always excited to socialise with food, I put my iron needs before social decorum and ordered a burger. Two beef patties, cheese, onions, and sauce on a brioche bun (hold the tomato) with coleslaw on the side; what could possibly go wrong? Oh, I don’t know. Maybe the diameter of my mouth for a start …
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