Wanted: A Word with the Easter Bunny

Nothing is sacred

I’m done.

On both sides. 

Completely done.

First Santa gaslights us into thinking it’s December. 

Now the Easter Bunny is in on the gig?

Not cool. 

What’s worse–they’re in cahoots.

A collaboration, no less.

Sickening.

I get it. I get it.

Everyone wants in on the holiday coin.

But selling out your loyal reindeer for a quick buck?

It’s a low blow by any standard, let alone a red-suited narcissist.

It’s not like the Easter Bunny has much clout. 

And he’s not fooling anyone with his crew of interlopers.

To quote The Bunny Manifesto, they look ‘bitey’ and ‘self-involved’.

I bet you they have agents, too.

And a glam squad.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets the bill for the candied carrots.

Do better, Santa.  

And while you’re at it, stay in your lane.

Signed,

A Responsible Adult