Base layers, mid layers, outer layers
More layers of protection than the president
And just to leave the house
I can’t feel my face
My expression literally frozen
Not a brass monkey in sight
Even they know better
Baltic
Real feel minus four
Loosely translated as
Fecking freezing
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