I need some tough love in the kitchen.
I need some tough love in the kitchen
—Gordon Ramsay-style;
someone to swear at me when I ignore my responsible adult compass
—like reheating a hard-boiled egg in the microwave;
a drill instructor to bark pre-emptive health & safety tips.
Can you f*cking spell S-A-L-M-O-N-E-L-L-A?
That could have come in handy last wee…
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