Do your best sweater weather.
It’s officially sweater weather.
Or so I’m told.
I’m having none of it.
I don’t care if we’re October-adjacent.
I spent an entire summer experiencing this…
I want restitution.
Big time.
Liam Neeson-style tit-for-tat.
Beretta 92FS in one hand; Child of Prague in the other.
The big guns, if you will.
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