I’ve got a regal mouth
Filled with 11 crowns
€900 a pop
Replaced over three years
When my teeth cracked from peak stress
People ask why I don’t have a car
I tell them my nashers are Aston Martins
And my smile is worth thousands
But even crowns have a shelf life
So, I’ll be back in the chair again
At some point soon
For another round of royal replacements
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