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Wanted: When Is Black Friday?

Wanted: When Is Black Friday?

Can I get a straight answer, please?

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Annmarie O'Connor
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What is Black Friday:

  • a state of being

  • a late-stage capitalist construct

  • a Christmas fever dream?

And when is it more to the point?

  • Google says it takes place the Friday after Thanksgiving

    BUT

  • Amazon’s Black Friday markdowns start the Friday before

    AND

  • My bank account says I’ve been marking the day every Friday since October.

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